The Top Ten “What NOT to Do” List for LegalTech New York 2012
Thursday, January 26th, 2012
As we approach LegalTech New York next week, oft referred to as the Super Bowl of legal technology events, there are any number of helpful blogs and articles telling new attendees what to expect, where to go, what to say, what to do. Undoubtedly, there’s some utility to this approach, but since we’ll be in New York, I think it’s appropriate to take a more skeptical approach and proffer a list of what *NOT* to do at LTNY.
- DON’T get caught up in Buzzword Bingo. There are already dozens of sources attempting to prognosticate what the most popular buzzwords will be at this year’s show. Leading candidates include “predictive coding,” “technology assisted review,” “information governance,” “big data” and even the pedestrian sounding “sampling.” And, while these terms will undoubtedly be on booths and broadcast repeatedly from the Hilton elevator, it doesn’t mean an attendee should merely parrot these without a deeper dive. Here, the key is go behind the green curtain to see what vendors, panelists and tweet-ers actually mean by these buzzwords, since it’s often surprising to see how the devil really is in the details.
- DON’T get a coffee at the Hilton Starbucks. Yes, we all love our morning coffee, but there’s no need to wait in the Justin Bieber-esque line queue at the in-hotel Starbucks. There are approximately 49 locations in a ½ mile radius, including one right across the street. There’s also the vendor giving out free coffee on the second floor, so save yourself 30 minutes of needless line waiting.
- DON’T ride the Hilton elevator. For those staying or taking meetings at the Hilton, the elevator lines can be excessively long. Once you finally get on, you’ll wish they’d been even longer as you then find yourself subjected to the brainwashing of vendor announcements while you make multiple stops on your way to your desired floor. Either take the stairs or, if that’s not possible, try to minimize the trips to keep your sanity. Or, plan B – bring your iPod.
- DON’T talk to booth models. It’s tempting to gravitate to the most attractive person at a given vendor’s booth, but they’re often hired professionals designed to get you in for the all-important “badge scan.” Instead, focus on the person who looks like they’ve been in the same company-branded oxford for 48 hours, because they probably have. While perhaps less aesthetically pleasing, they’ll certainly know more about the product and that’s why you’re there after all, isn’t it?
- DON’T pass out your resume on the show floor. While certainly a great networking opportunity, LTNY isn’t the place to blatantly tout your professional wares, at least if you want to keep your nascent job search on the down low. And, if you want to have more private meetings, you’ll need to do better than “hiding out” at the Warwick across the street. For more clandestine purposes, think about the Bronx.
- DON’T take tchotchkes without hearing the spiel. There are certain tchotchke hounds out there who roam around LTNY collecting “gifts” for the kids back at home. While I won’t frown on this behavior per se, it’s only courteous to actually listen to the pitch (as a quid pro quo) before you ask for the swag. Anything less is uncivilized.
- DON’T get over-served at the B-Discovery Party. After a long day on the show floor you’re probably ready to let loose with some of the eDiscovery practitioners you haven’t seen in a year. But, in this era of flip cams and instant tweeting, letting your hair down too much can be career limiting. If you haven’t done Jägermeister shots since college, LTNY probably isn’t a good time to resume that dubious practice.
- DON’T forget to take your badge off (please!). Yes, it’s cool to let everyone know you’re attending the premier legal technology event of the year, but once you leave the show floor random New Yorkers will heckle you for sporting your badge after hours – particularly the baristas at Starbucks. Plus, if you’ve broken any of the other admonitions above, at least you’ll be more anonymous.
- DON’T forget to bring a heavy coat, mittens and scarf. Last year there was the infamous ice storm that stranded folks for days (me included). Even if the weather isn’t that severe this year, anyone from warmer climates will need to bundle up, particularly because it’s easy to unintentionally get caught outside for extended amounts of time – waiting for a cab in the Hilton queue, eating at Symantec’s free food cart, walking to a meeting at a “nearby” hotel that’s “just a block or so away.” Keep in mind those cross town blocks are longer than they appear on a map.
- DON’T forget to learn something. Without hyperbole, LTNY has the world’s greatest collection of legal/technology minds in one place for 3 days. Most folks, even the vaunted panelists, judges and industry luminaries are actually quite accessible. So, at a minimum, attend sessions, ask questions and interact with your peers. Try to ignore the bright lights and signs on the floor and make sure to take some useful information back to your firm, company or governmental agency. You’ll undoubtedly have fun (and maybe a Jagermeister shot, too) along the way.
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